Eating people

If you're a chap and had to have your organs harvested by anyone you could choose then the comely Scarlett Johansson might come quite high on your list.

Which is why she may be playing the anti-heroine in Jonathan (Sexy Beast) Glazer's  film version of Michel Faber's darkly comic sci-fi novel, Under the Skin, which has just gone into production in Scotland.

The lovely Scarlett is, in fac,t an alien predator who has fallen to Earth tasked with trawling in suitable 'human meat' - ideally, hitchhikers - for her ravenous fellow extraterrestrials.

What larks for the industry north of the border. Only just recently Glasgow was hosting a worldwide zombie epidemic in Brad Pitt's new movie World War Z; now the great city must beware cannibal aliens.

Where will it all end?