The Cat's Meow

Spanish heartthrob Antonio Banderas had special instructions during the promotional tour of his latest film in the United Arab Emirates.  For his Shrek prequel Puss In Boots fell foul of censors sensitive to the dubious connotations of the P-word and requested that Banderas - no stranger to raunchy subjects in his films for director Pedro Almodovar -  opt for the safer alternative Cat In Boots, according to reports in The Guardian.  There are, currently, no reports of the fate of the touring panto production of Dick Whittington.