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If it was good enough for Ali G, then why shouldn't one of TV's most recent, deeply annoying - and to disccerning audiences, deeply unfunny -  spoof celebrities also make the thrilling transition from small to big screen?

So, give a big, imminent, multiplex welcome to Keith Lemon - aka writer/performer Leigh Francis, also creator of alleged comic icons Bo Selecta and Avid Merrion - star of Keith Lemon: The Film.

This promises to be "a comedy about Keith following his dreams of becoming a successful entrepreneur just like his hero Richard Branson. He comes to London from Leeds, becomes as overnight billionaire then an over day failure before finding the road to redemption" (it says here).

Can you bear to wait?